{"id":307,"date":"2013-06-30T03:21:04","date_gmt":"2013-06-30T07:21:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/?p=307"},"modified":"2013-07-31T03:31:44","modified_gmt":"2013-07-31T07:31:44","slug":"cant-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/?p=307","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t Wait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/?p=295\">&lt;&#8211; Previous Comic<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/?p=314\">Next Comic &#8211;&gt;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/issue25.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-308\" alt=\"issue25\" src=\"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/issue25.jpg\" width=\"829\" height=\"746\" srcset=\"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/issue25.jpg 829w, https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/issue25-300x269.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 829px) 100vw, 829px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/?p=295\">&lt;&#8211; Previous Comic<\/a>\u00a0 \u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/?p=314\">Next Comic &#8211;&gt;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>YOU SAID YOU COULDN&#8217;T WAIT<\/p>\n<p>BUT YOU WAITED<\/p>\n<p>OH HOW YOU WAITED<\/p>\n<p>Freakin&#8217; beta readers, man. You were all excited about it until the time came to actually, like, read it!<\/p>\n<p>(Oh well, I guess I get what I pay for.)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;&#8211; Previous Comic\u00a0\u00a0 Next Comic &#8211;&gt; &lt;&#8211; Previous Comic\u00a0 \u00a0 Next Comic &#8211;&gt; YOU SAID YOU COULDN&#8217;T WAIT BUT YOU WAITED OH HOW YOU WAITED Freakin&#8217; beta readers, man. You were all excited about it until the time came to actually, like, read it! (Oh well, I guess I get what I pay for.) &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":320,"href":"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions\/320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soyouwrite.swankivy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}