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The Hard Part

Published December 23, 2016 by swankivy

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Some people struggle the most with one particular aspect of writing and publishing, depending on what their individual challenges are, but . . . to be 100% honest? Every part is difficult in some way, even when you’re also enjoying yourself.

You can always look at this the opposite way (and I often do): view everything that’s behind you and in front of you as the hard part, but convince yourself that you’re currently doing the easy part. Tell yourself you’ll just breeze through this and the most difficult bits are either already done or a problem for another day. You’d be surprised how well this works!

I Already

Published November 23, 2016 by swankivy

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It’s never quite as blatant as this, but yeah, I’ve had quite a few people steamroll over me with explanations of how to get published without realizing they’re not talking to a n00b. I’ve also had a peculiar number of people assume my book is unfinished, or is self-published or only published digitally. Sorry self-important person who made weird assumptions: I don’t need the process explained to me.

Five Times

Published October 22, 2016 by swankivy

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Yes, yes. Everyone’s heard the stories of authors who get rejected a bunch of times and still go on to be very successful. Everyone knows it’s easy to say that AFTER you’ve made it, but while you’re going through it, it feels like every rejection is proof that you can’t do this.

You can.

It’s true that maybe the one you’re trying to sell, or the one you’re looking for representation for, isn’t “the one,” and sure, you won’t know until later whether a different project is the one that will get you off the ground. But five rejections . . .

. . . let’s just say five rejections is not a lot.

But I know it’s hard and you’re allowed to be sad.

Comfort Zone

Published September 28, 2016 by swankivy

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Psst . . . sometimes trying new to you can even give you a peek into innovative ways to apply it in your established genre, or it can give you new appreciation for your old favorite. When you’re stagnating, sometimes delving into it with renewed focus just makes it work.

Sometimes you need to fly away. Into something experimental. Into a place where writing is low-pressure and fun again. Into an experience that reminds you what it’s all about.

And sometimes you need a clean slate before you see why you’re in a rut.

Try it.

But You’re a Girl

Published July 16, 2016 by swankivy

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“Girls just don’t write science fiction.”

Yeah I guess I’d better go double-check my gender and get it validated, ’cause I write science fiction/fantasy.

And lots of my other female friends write SFF.

Many of us write such things without a focus on romance. Try not to sound so disbelieving as you take this in. But if you’re going to make these kinds of assumptions, at least leave the condescending smirk off your face. Someone might get the idea that you believe romance is an inferior genre, and/or that you believe the female writers who dominate it are beneath you.

I promise I have NEVER in my life preemptively assigned a man a probable writing genre before he speaks, and would never utter a phrase like “so you probably write shoot-em-ups and police procedurals, yes?” Nor have I assumed a man’s romantic stories are probably framed in a battle setting.

You really don’t need to sound so surprised when a woman writes science fiction. Get over it.

Good luck

Published June 18, 2016 by swankivy

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What to even say about this one, besides that it’s happened to me TWICE?

Random person that I don’t know from Adam suddenly wants me to spend time and energy editing their work (even though I try to make it clear online that I can’t critique for people I have no relationship with). I am polite to random person and give them an idea of where they can get the help they need. Random person insults me using LOTS of swear words, displaying entitlement and claiming I’M rude for not dropping everything to edit for them just because they asked. And then . . . random person . . . tries to friend me on social media.

The more egregious of the two was someone who sent me a really awful query letter to critique, grudgingly thanked me when I gave him feedback, and then at a much later date spammed me with vulgar messages about how I’m stuck up and think I’m better than other people but am probably lying about my accomplishments, also with bizarre follow-up requests that I find the ~intentional~ errors in his e-mail. And then he tried to add me as a contact on LinkedIn (where I don’t have an account), and sent me kiss-up friendly mails many months later. I never talked to him again, so I have no idea why I’ve received over a dozen communications from this guy, with no acknowledgment that he treated me appallingly after I tried to help him.

(The other one was just some dude who hit me up for beta reading in his first message, then cussed me out because I said I wasn’t up for it, and told me how my writing was probably terrible. Then he added me to his favorite profiles list.)

So, not that any of my readers probably need this, but here’s a numbered list on how not to be that guy:

  1. Don’t ask for advice or services from people you don’t know or people who are not advertising said services.
  2. If you do ask for something and they say no, either thank them for their time or don’t reply. Do not curse them out or insult them for refusing to help you (presumably for free).
  3. If you do ever get frustrated and lash out at someone, do not, under any circumstances, try to befriend them later with no explanation.
  4. What the hell. (????)

Sometimes I Write

Published May 4, 2016 by swankivy

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It’s a multiple of ten–number sixty–so you get a longer-than-usual comic this time. Also, enjoy the sappiness.

I write for so many reasons. Sometimes it’s about the writing itself. Sometimes it’s about what the writing accomplishes. Sometimes it’s both. It’s a tool and a pastime, a hobby and a passion. And it’s what I love.

Why do you write?

What’s Editing?

Published April 16, 2016 by swankivy

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Well, this was a hard one for me. I’ve helped plenty of people with their novels over the years, and while some of them were pretty close to the level required to get serious consideration in the publishing world . . . most were not.

And to be honest, for most of the time I was providing beta reading for others . . . I probably wasn’t ready either.

You don’t really know sometimes. (And sometimes even when you’ve had a success or two, you might secretly think you’re a hack and you’ll never get anywhere with anything else you write.) But the truth is? Nobody’s going to respond well to being told “you are very, very, very far from ready.” It’s just not a constructive thing to say.

And believe me, the publishing world will be happy to say that to these folks without your help.

If you’re helping someone who just isn’t ready for publishing and you know it for sure, probably the best thing you can do is make global suggestions and some light copyediting. Don’t tell them they write like a beginner or don’t have a chance. Not only will they not believe you; they’ll think everything else you said is misguided too, and may refuse to consider your suggestions. (That said, there ARE writers who can handle having you tear into their manuscript and spit it back out again. It takes time before you know who these types are.)

And if you’re the writer getting some not-so-glowing commentary from someone whose opinion you’ve solicited, please don’t be insulted if they tell you you need more time with it, more practice, more editing . . . but at the same time, I beg of you. Please. Please. Do not try to jump into publishing with a first draft, and do not believe for a second that “editing” is just a matter of running your spell-checker.

(I’m sad to say I recently had someone hit me up for editing whose work was bafflingly awful but he thought he just needed a last glance on his query, and when I told him he needed far more than minor tweaks, he sent me seven vile e-mails about how actually I am the one who’s a sucky writer, full of curse words and incomplete sentences, with follow-ups claiming he’d put the misspellings into his curse-out e-mails on purpose and expected me to find them. This tirade was followed by him trying to add me on LinkedIn. Some people.)


Published March 12, 2016 by swankivy

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After all the frustration and sweat of drafting, the slog of editing, the toiling in the query trenches, and the flailing in the sea of submission, getting a book deal is not “easy” even if everything goes relatively smoothly. And even when we have fun with some aspects of our craft, WRITING IS WORK.

So please, please, if you know a writer who is fortunate enough to get paid for what they probably spent years of their life on, do not imply that their paycheck is undeserved. Especially since many of us don’t ever get paid decently for what we’ve put in, and almost all of us have a stack of books that led up to this point–books that were our labor of love; books that we were never paid for. That’s not “unfair” either, but to say we’re “lucky” to be paid when our work sells is a massive misunderstanding of what we undertake for a chance to get it out there, and it certainly isn’t a shame for us to be treated like we’ve made something worth paying for.

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